Be Careful What You Write When Spamming Me

Got this in my comments some time ago:

Rueben Gaarder

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. Seo Plugin

LOL. Somebody must have been living under a rock. I was in the mood to reply so I sent him this email:

Dear Rueben,

I have recently received your comment on my blog regarding the automated WordPress plugin that is supposed to do all my onsite SEO for me and fix any and all the issues that might possibly exist on my site. Back in 2002 I surely have been calculating my keyword density and putting my keywords in my titles and caring about LSI and using all the 3 H elements in my posts – but it’s been such a long time ago, everything deteriorates with time so I am sure I totally need this plugin as my site is beyond repair these days and I don’t even know where to start. Now, I have noticed (GASP!) that the site you are linking to does not use all the above mentioned elements and italics and bold text either but only has an autoplaying video on it. I am sure you are not to blame, as it is not even a site you own but only a site that your domain redirects to so you surely have no control over their poorly done onsite SEO, and it’s just a shame that they do not use their totally wonderful tool themselves to sky rocket their rankings – but on the otehr hand, I think you as an affiliate are incredibly lucky that they don’t so you can grab a good share of their traffic and use their weakness as your strength!

Rueben, I have noticed that you are linking to your site with the anchor text “SEO Plugin”. If you’d like to get my humble opinion, I’d suggest you use the anchor text “SEO Tool” instead. If you look at Google SERPs, you will notice that there are around 12 million results for “seo plugin” while there are over 26 million results for “seo tool”. Where there is supply there surely is demand, so think how many more people would happily associate you and your site with “SEO Tool” rather than with “SEO Plugin”. Also, you might be aware of a certain urban legend stating that only spammers use .info domains so I’d advise you to urgently switch to a .com. Last time I checked, and were available so don’t lose your chance to get these fantastic names and best of luck to you and your online marketing efforts in 2013!

Best regards,

P.S. When posting this I decided that I need a “Bollocks” category for the likes of this post on my blog so I created one and here goes.

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